that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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