what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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