I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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