What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
last night I used snow as a chaser
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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