Do you still have your period?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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