What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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