i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Pants are for mortals
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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