think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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