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Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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