I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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