I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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