i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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