SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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