it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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