i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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