I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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