there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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