Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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