Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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