Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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