he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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