your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
is wine microwaveable?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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