Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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