Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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