problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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