I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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