dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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