But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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