How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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