How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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