Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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