Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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