If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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