You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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