ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
only you would photoshop your dick
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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