The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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