I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have demons in me.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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