What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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