My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
