epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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