two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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