How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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