i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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