Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
