That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
