Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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