You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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