that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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