have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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