So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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