This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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