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• (631): View more from New York

  dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day

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