She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
