Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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