Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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